Dad: All right I’ll have some Icelandic Honey.
Man: No, there is no such thing.
Dad: You mean you don’t make any honey at all?
Man: No, no, we must import it all. Every bally drop. We are a gloomy people. It’s so crikey cold and dark up there, and only fish to eat. Fish and imported honey. Oh strewth!
Mother: Well why do you have a week?
Man: Listen, Buster! In Reykjavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it’s cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there’s only golly fish to eat. Administrative errors are bound to occur in enormous quantities. Look at this - it’s all a mistake. It’s a real pain in the sphincter! Icelandic Honey Week? My Life!
